Bad Hair Day

Yesterday was a tough day for me. I cried about my hair. I didn’t have a bad hair day, or anything like that. I just re-discovered that I’m bald. And, it’s not even like I’m that bald anymore. I have about two inches of growth, which is just enough to get tangled up in a hair tie, and yank itself back out when you try to wrap it a second time. It’s a glorious length. I’m really excited for all these girls who are under-shaving right now for “volume,” to realize what a stupid mistake they’ve made, in a few months, when they try to re-grow it.

Super cute pattern, which lots of these "looks" showcase, but ugh later. Granted, mine is a strip up the middle, and not a flat across, which is not as awesome.

Super cute pattern, which lots of these "looks" showcase, but ugh later. Granted, mine is a strip up the middle, and not a flat across, which is not as awesome.


Anyway, I’d put my hair in two braids, when I got out of the shower. This isn’t an unusual thing for me to do, but I guess I never looked at the back before. As I was putting my makeup on, getting ready to go pick up Collin, and then to a doctor’s appointment, I caught a glimpse of the back in the combination of mirrors that the wall mirror and medicine chests give me. It was then, that I realized what an atrocity the shaved portion regrowth looked like.

I spent the next fifteen minutes trying to finagle it with pretty pins, and with headbands. Then, I cried. No matter what I did, it looked terrible. I finally left it the way it was, but that was worse. It suddenly occurred to me that no matter what I did “in the front,” with my makeup, with my clothes, with my shoes, I had this disaster going on in the back that said, “Chiari,” or “brain surgery.”

It became this metaphor for my life: Chiari will always be chasing me. A headache ball is always waiting to drop. Chiari, and pain will always be in the wings, waiting to destroy whatever window dressing, whatever hopes I put on myself. It’ll always be behind me, chasing me. So, I cried some more.

Then, I stopped crying, finished my makeup, and got in the car. As I backed out of the garage, I looked in my rear view mirror and had to do a double-take, I was orange. Orange. That’s right. Orange. Not just a little orange either. I was gross. Apparently, the lighting in my bathroom, with the blown bulb encouraged me to go a little heavy-handed with the peach in my bronzer palette. But, thanks to my setting spray, I couldn’t wipe or blend any of it out. So, now I had bad hair, and I was orange. Talk about feeling self-conscious.

When I picked up Collin, thinking that maybe I was making too much out of it, I asked him:

Mommy: Do you think I look orange?
Collin: No, not really. But you look a little like Donald Trump.
Mommy: Thanks, I feel all better now.

So, I did the least I could do: I pulled my braids out, in the car, and smashed my hair around into knots and blushed profusely until my face was merely a red, splotchy mess. I looked especially pretty, if I do say so myself.

Collin and I had a great-ish afternoon, except his public meltdown at a store, in which he threatened to run out into traffic if I didn’t buy him something, anything, in a vintage store. He didn't run out into traffic, but he did run outside. This was after he ran through the place, touching everything he could, and demanding that I purchase everything there, including beaded purses and hats with veils. No, this isn’t bad parenting, this is a child with a one-track mind that cannot be stopped.

Then, the meltdown in the evening resulted in him dipping a glass in the toilet, and dumping it on me, repeatedly, and charging at me with a closed fist. I was really excited about that one, especially since it was after he tried to pull a towel out from underneath me (since, I had to dry the toilet-water floor), in hopes I’d fall. Not to worry, he'd forgiven me for the cause of the meltdown (me throwing away his special piece of soap), only moments later, when in his rage, he blew his nose too hard, and it caused a bloody nose, which led to a panic attack. He, literally, cannot stand the sight of a bloody nose, and goes into actual panic when it happens, so he needs his mommy to hold him. He'll punch me one second, but then crawl into my lap in terror the next. Nothing to see here folks, totally normal, right?

Oh, and it shouldn't take any kind of emotional toll on me, or on Bryon. We should be able to just flip right along with him. We should be able to continue to speak at whispers when he's screaming, which we do. We should never touch him when he's raging, which we don't, except to protect ourselves or him. We should never tell him that he's bad, just his actions. It's exhausting. And, when he destroys our house, our things, and hurts us, then needs us, we are supposed to hold him like he's still our precious, special baby, even though less than five minutes prior, he tried to punch us. The thing is, he is our baby; he can't help what's happening, but it's so hard, so very hard to remember that.

Overall, it was a pretty terrible day. I felt hideous and my son tried to assault me, yet again. Knock him into next week, right? That ought to teach him, I’m sure. Instead, we’re working again, and more, with some added doctors on amending his initial diagnosis. There’s a high probability that there are other mental health issues that are not being properly diagnosed or treated, and that we need to explore. We are working pretty hard to get him the therapies that he desperately needs.

So, today I’m recovering by doing nothing. I’ve earned it. I miss the dog and I miss the feeling of forgetting about my bald spot. I also miss not being orange. So, I’m enjoying a clean face and a non-baldy head.